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Lancelot and Guinevere is a British 1963 medieval fantasy adventure film starring Cornel Wilde, Jean Wallace, and Brian Aherne. This lesser-known version of the Camelot legend is a work shaped predominantly by Cornel Wilde, who co-produced, directed, co-wrote, and played Lancelot.
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