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Jong AZ is a Dutch association football team, based in Wijdewormer in the Zaanstreek. It is the reserve team of AZ, based in Alkmaar, and plays in the Eerste Divisie.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Christy Moore and Friends","displaytitle":"Christy Moore and Friends","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16541154","titles":{"canonical":"Christy_Moore_and_Friends","normalized":"Christy Moore and Friends","display":"Christy Moore and Friends"},"pageid":47683776,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9d/ChristyMooreAndFriends.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9d/ChristyMooreAndFriends.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286387458","tid":"c5f5226c-1d39-11f0-85fc-82c16b8aac8e","timestamp":"2025-04-19T16:17:22Z","description":"Album by Christy Moore and others","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christy_Moore_and_Friends","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christy_Moore_and_Friends?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christy_Moore_and_Friends?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Christy_Moore_and_Friends"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christy_Moore_and_Friends","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Christy_Moore_and_Friends","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christy_Moore_and_Friends?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Christy_Moore_and_Friends"}},"extract":"Christy Moore and Friends is an album produced by RTÉ and Christy Moore, which contained recordings by various Irish musicians, namely Stockton's Wing, Mary Black and Christy's former band Planxty.","extract_html":"
Christy Moore and Friends is an album produced by RTÉ and Christy Moore, which contained recordings by various Irish musicians, namely Stockton's Wing, Mary Black and Christy's former band Planxty.
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