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{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
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Kowalewo-Opactwo is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Słupca, within Słupca County, Greater Poland Voivodeship, in west-central Poland.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call sad coffee?","punchline":"Despresso.","id":61}
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Erqi Branch Road station, is a station of Line 3 of Wuhan Metro. It entered revenue service on December 28, 2015. It is located in Jiang'an District.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...","punchline":"He loves his pot.","id":45}
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