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Brossard is a municipality in the Montérégie region of Quebec, Canada and is part of the Greater Montreal area. According to the 2021 census, Brossard's population was 91,525. It shares powers with the urban agglomeration of Longueuil and was a borough of the municipality of Longueuil from 2002 to 2006.
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The Torneio Internacional de Tênis Campos do Jordão (previously known as the Credicard Citi MasterCard Tennis Cup) was a professional tennis tournament played on outdoor hardcourts. It was part of the ITF Women's Circuit and the ATP Challenger Tour. It was held annually at the Campos do Jordão Tênis Clube de Turismo in Campos do Jordão, Brazil, from 2001 to 2017.
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Blues with a Feeling is the 11th studio album by Steve Hackett, released in 1994. As the title denotes, Hackett explored his feelings about blues music.
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